Comments on: The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

By: CNFan

CNFan — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:03:44 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t need CGLib to generate source codes. Source codes get generated on the fly when Chuck Norris needs it created.

Chuck Norris’ Maven pom doesn’t contain dependencies to complete a project. For Chuck Norris, dependencies are only for the weak!!!

Chuck Norris’ special Maven plugin goes like this: mvn ChuckNorris:doAll

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a version control system, he stores all diff codes of his project in his memory.

solain — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:12:29 +0000

chuck norris doesnt need anti-virus viruses need anti chuck

Doctor — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 14:54:27 +0000

Chuck Norris can read original string from the MD5 hash without rainbow tables.

asigurari locuinte — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 07:14:05 +0000

Chuck only does linear decision trees.

Slasher_Z — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:23:50 +0000

Chuck Norris keyboard have f13

Ravi Chinoy — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 22:17:40 +0000

Chuck Norris does not get any css error in IE 6

Erick — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 21:36:47 +0000

Chuck Norris does extreme pair programming. With his balls.

When Chuck Norris gets an exception in Java, it’s when the compiler stops to remark on his exceptionally good code.

Angie — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:54:19 +0000

The version of Windows that the Whitehouse and the CIA use is actually Windows 7 : Chuck Norris edition

off99555 — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 10:56:44 +0000

Chuck Norris brain is so clever. He create a computer that executes an infinite loop in just 3 seconds.

SGP — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 18:40:20 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection, his objects knows when they are not wanted.

Chuck Norris can brute force anything in constant time.

When Chuck Norris dereferences NULL pointers, he always gets what he wants.

Chuck Norris does pair programming on his own.

Chuck Norris never get locking wrong. His programs are too afraid to deadlock.